Frequently Asked Rhetorical Questions

March 27, 2021 | Filed Under clients, Vancouver advertising 


  1. Regular rates are $19.99/month. How amazing is that?
  2. Minimum contract is one year with one-year extensions. Who has time to keep changing web hosts anyway?
  3. Where else can you get maintenance at only $15/month?
  4. It get rolled into the bi-annual checkups if untouched. How about that?
  5. FREE HOSTING FOR A YEAR when you buy anything off the new rate card? You can’t be serious? Wait, you are?
  6. There’s an Extreme Response Retainer.  It’s one hour, for emergencies only. If things go awry, you jump the queue and waive any rush fees as well. Well isn’t that special?
  7. You’re saying you can give me a one-hour tutorial on how to run my WordPress backend? You’re saying it’s free with a new website, and only $140 if not?
  8. Why in the world do you require immediate maintenance (0.5 hr) for returning clients? Sure my site has been out of your care for a little while, so why would you need to look inside at your first opportunity to make sure everything is safe and running smoothly?
  9. Maintenance! Uh. What is it good for? A well-oiled website will save you time and money in the long run. Say we did two updates a year (one at each Daylight Saving) with a $15/month retainer, or one checkup a year, on the Daylight Saving of your choice, for $10/month? Not bad, huh? You can opt out of maintenance when the the one-year trial period ends. But why would you want to do that? If you’re returning we only need an hour. How do you like them apples?
  10. Either way, who said that price is the only consideration here? There are a few types of hosting: you might want to double check you’re not currently in the bad ones. (What we offer is the Gated Community Garage.) Here, take a look. What do you think?
  1. More questions to come later? Who knows?


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